Nike introduces replacement for offensive Betsy Ross flag shoe
International sweat shop proprietor and athletic shoe manufacturer Nike was berated for releasing a shoe with a historic Betsy Ross American flag, in particular by the professional protester Colin...
View ArticleWomen’s US soccer team demands equal interest in their sport
In the wake of the US women’s soccer team’s World Cup win Sunday, a new petition is demanding that the people be equally interested in their sport as in the men’s sport. The US women’s soccer team has...
View ArticleNike to make only satin jerseys because cotton reminds Kaepernick of slavery
BEAVERTON, OR—Nike is making waves once again this month in effort to appease their sponsored celebrity/unemployed backup quarterback, Colin Kaepernick. Kaepernick first got the company to pull their...
View ArticleMegan Rapinoe talks about what it was like growing up as Desmond is Amazing
Megan Rapinoe is the leader of the US Women’s National Soccer Team and she just led them to their second consecutive World Cup win and led the campaign for more interest in their the women’s sport. We...
View ArticleOPINION: It’s time to fire Tucker Carlson for killing the last wild Triceratops
#FireTuckerCarlson is trending and I’m totally in support of it but not because of why other people think he should be fired. People hate Tucker because he said white supremacy is a hoax, but I hate...
View ArticleTranswomen complain about uniforms crushing their balls during dominating...
The Chinese track and field team that recently dominated the high jump at the World Track and Field Federation weren’t all smiles—there were some grimaces. At least three women jumpers in the team of...
View ArticleBREAKING: Nike to stop making shoes, focus only on knee pads
Following a rough year after hiring failed NFL player-turned social justice warrior Colin Kaepernick, the athletics apparel brand Nike has decided to stop making athletic shoes and will focus on knee...
View ArticleNew England Patriots: ‘Sex crimes are only bad when players do it’
Did you hear the one about the billionaire owner of an elite NFL franchise getting happy endings in unlicensed massage parlor by illegal immigrants? Oh you have, well what about this one: An elite...
View ArticleNike updates Kaepernick slogan, “Believe in something, unless it upsets the...
After removing all of the Rockets apparel from their Chinese stores, a move that was prompted by Houston’s general manager expressing sympathies to the pro-democracy Hong Kong protestors, Nike updated...
View ArticleNike introduces new Chinese ad campaign
Not a company that seeks to avoid controversy, Nike has introduced a new ad campaign to back its socio-political overlords in China. The ad depicts a Chinese military agent about to execute a horrible...
View ArticleLeBron James releases new cereal for China protests called “Bootlicker-O’s”
Well this is stunning and brave. LeBron James, the best basketball player in the known universe, released a commemorative cereal inspired by the Hong Kong protests. It is called ‘Bootlicker O’s’ and...
View ArticleNext Democratic debate to be replaced with MMA fight between Tulsi Gabbard...
The Democratic debates have been a lackluster auction of government handouts using other people’s money. But the next one proves to be something special as the DNC has decided to drop the ostensibly...
View ArticleBREAKING: Schiff says MNF’s ‘momentum cat’ was a Russian asset that colluded...
Democrats are now investigating another collusion story regarding President Donald Trump and foreign governments. This story involves something far more important than billions of dollars in foreign...
View ArticleKaepernick’s 50% white privilege not enough to secure NFL position
Colin Kaepernick endured a brutal NFL workout over the weekend and despite being half white, that wasn’t enough privilege to land him a job in the NFL. “Kaepernick has an elite arm and he threw the...
View ArticleBREAKING: Pentagon officials hire Bill Belichick to spy on Iran for WWIII
Pentagon officials have confirmed they have hired the world’s most experienced spy to assist in the lead up to World War III with Iran, Russia, and China: Patriots Head Coach Bill Belichick. “This...
View Article16 most woke college mascot changes for 2020
With the college championship game being dominated by teams whose mascots are the vicious predators known as the tiger, many academics, politicians, & media pundits are demanding that colleges...
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LSU slammed for hatefully winning a football game that President Trump attended
The Twitter mob rightfully condemned actor Vince Vaughn for shaking hands with President Trump at the 2020 College Football National Championship game: That SUCKS! I wanted to like that guy.Vince...
View ArticleBREAKING: Elizabeth Warren arrested for attempting to scalp Bernie Sanders
In a shocking video released just a few nights ago, Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders accused each other of lying about the other. Neither knew about the open mic when they kept on repeating, “I’m...
View ArticleBREAKING: Super Bowl LIV cancelled due to devastating climate change...
Dire climate change predictions have put the entirety of South Florida under water and while these predictions haven’t come close to becoming reality, that hasn’t stopped the NFL from cancelling the...
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Fans donate thousands to give Colin Kaepernick his own used helicopter
In a heartwarming tale of generosity following the tragic death of sports superstar Kobe Bryant, fans of have donated nearly $500,000 to give Colin Kaepernick his very own used helicopter. “This is...
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